| When parents bestow upon their newborn child an impossibly sexy name, like, say, Raquel Evans , it is a given that said child will grow up--and out--eventually becoming a glandiferous goddess of sensuality befitting such a name. One cannot imagine a dumpy DMV clerk or a meek, mousy cashier bearing a moniker like Raquel's--it was almost destiny that she become a cinematic sizzler. |